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A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S.
A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S., but couldn’t land a job at a hospital. So, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a sign outside that read: “Get treatment for $20 — If not cured, get $100 back!” One day, an American lawyer saw the sign and thought, “Easy money!” So…
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asked him…
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HIS WHEELCHAIR BATTERY DIED—THEN THE OFFICER DID SOMETHING NO ONE EXPECTED
When an elderly man’s wheelchair broke down on the sidewalk, cars passed him by—until a kind police officer stopped to help. With no way to fix it on the spot, the officer pushed the man home, step by step. Along the way, the old man revealed something unexpected: the officer reminded him of his late…
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It was this little girl’s first day at a new school
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.” So she went to the principal’s office and…
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HE GRUMBLED AT ME EVERY TIME. then abandoned me with a car and $50,000.
Some consumers live their lives complaining, you know? Mr. Halvorsen was that person. Like clockwork, he would stumble into our café every Thursday morning, order the same black coffee and scrambled eggs, and scold me about everything from the music to the weather to the speed of the ceiling fans. The other servers obviously detested…
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Heartfelt News from the Parton Family
The world was rocked by an emotional announcement just moments ago that has left fans of Dolly Parton and her family reeling. In a joint statement issued by the Parton family and the Sevier County Medical Center, it was confirmed that Dolly’s beloved older sister, Cassie Nan Parton, is currently in critical condition in a…
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A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph’s Hospital
A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph’s Hospital and, in a soft, trembling voice, asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator replied warmly, “Of course, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The grandmother hesitated slightly before saying, “Norma Findlay, Room…
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Biden’s Autopen Use Could Put Liz Cheney in Hot Water: Report
President Donald Trump has been sounding off after it’s been revealed that former President Joe Biden used his autopen to sign several executive orders and pardons. However, because Biden’s mental health was getting worse in the last year of his presidency, Trump is questioning the signatures and whether they are valid. “The ‘Pardons’ that Sleepy…
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The Speed Limit Mix-Up
A police officer pulled over a minivan that was crawling along the road at just 25 miles per hour, causing quite the backup in mid-day traffic. Inside was an elderly gentleman behind the wheel, and a group of older ladies sitting silently, looking like statues—wide-eyed and clutching their purses for dear life. The officer leaned…
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A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver
A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade. Without hesitation, she marched up to first class, plopped herself into an empty seat, and made herself at home. A flight attendant quickly spotted her and approached with a polite but firm smile. FLIGHT…